My weekly post for some entertainment; for myself and all of you!
1. I have been intensely drooling at night consistently for the last week. What is happening to me? I’ve never had a drooling problem before, but now I wake up with just a pool on my face. What the hell is that about?
2. Why is a hamburger called a ham[burger]? There is no ham about it! Ew, could you imagine a burger made of ham? I don’t think I’d like that…
3. I am still that awkward girl. I walked into the tanning place the other day, saw my reflection in the mirror and said, “Ugh, sorry I look like a child bunny.” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!? Then the girl asked to see my hand to put some lotion on it so I could see how it smells and I held out my hand and said, “Wow, I’m a hot mess today. Please ignore my poorly manicured hands.” Those poor girls. They never saw me coming.
4. That moment when you get so excited to see your Chapstick and you completely destroy it on your lips, but then you try to slyly scrape it off and keep it on the Chapstick at the same time. That moment.
5. You remember in middle school when it was a rainy day you got to play games inside all day? That’s how work should be. We should just be able to play rainy day games! Forget productivity!
Stay tuned for more of my interesting thoughts 😉