My weekly post for some entertainment; for myself and all of you!
1. So I want to start doing my eye makeup more, but I have no idea where to start. So I need to watch some tutorials or something. But then the laziness kicks in and I just think, “Nah, I’ll just stick to the naked eye!” Ha! See what I did there? Naked eye? I crack myself up!
2. You guys…I have a joke. Tell this to someone: “Man, it smells like Updog in here!” (Now this is where you just said: “What’s updog?) The person will say that to you. Then you say: “Not much! What’s up with you?”. And then everyone laughs until they cry. Maybe. You’re welcome!
3. I just got my year end spending report for my credit card…holy shit Allison stay away from Amazon this year. And groceries. Apparently feeding myself is a HUGE money pit! Who knew?!
4. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have an ass like Kim Kardashian. Like that has got to be comfortable to sit on right? I would imagine it would be. I could probably sit on the ground all day!
5. I am so weirdly thankful for all the typing classes we had to take in middle school. Now I can type like a badass and it’s the one skill I have that can really impress people with at work! That sounds slightly pathetic, but I’m proud of it! I can even type with my eyes closed or looking away. They used to put a box over our hands when we were kids so we couldn’t see the keys! I wonder if they still do that….
Stay tuned for more of my interesting thoughts 😉